the randomnis of last night.

Ok so noghting big going on in this blog. Just talking about my boreing but interesting night last night.
My friend from High School Laura put a qoute from Star Wars on her facebook status last night, I made a comment on if had been Nepoleon who had said it, it was a comment from Yoda about how little he is, well Laura and myself pogressivly got more and more into this conversation, it was terrably nerdy.

Laura Swanson Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.Yesterday at 7:10pm · Comment ·LikeUnlikeRebecka Marie Swanson likes this.

Jacob D Swanson didn't Napoleon say that?

Yesterday at 7:31pm · Laura Swanson Yoda. From Star Wars...

Yesterday at 9:12pmJacob D Swanson it must have been from the new movies. I only watch the old ones.

Yesterday at 9:14pm · Laura Swanson It is from the old ones. When Luke is on Dagobah and Yoda is training him, and Luc thinks it's impossible to lift the X-wing 'cause it's too big.

Yesterday at 9:18pmJacob D Swanson damn it :( *hangs head in shame*

Yesterday at 9:19pm · Laura Swanson It's ok, Jake! If anything, that just means I'm a bigger nerd than people think I am, which is saying a lot! ;p hehehe, I just love Star Wars.... a lot. I wish I could be a Jedi... I mean, I'm a Jedi.

Yesterday at 9:26pmJacob D Swanson my lightsaber is rainbow, i'm not sure as to what that means....

Yesterday at 9:27pm · Laura Swanson I have to single-blade yellow lightsabers. It's much cooler than having a double-bladed lightsaber, although my husband disagrees with me on that point. I always used to think I'd have a green one, until the day I tried yellow. Now there's no going back...

Yesterday at 9:29pmLaura Swanson I mean two, not to

Yesterday at 9:30pmJacob D Swanson lol, well I would have to agree with you, there are just to many things that could go wrong with have a 2 bladed saber.

Yesterday at 9:31pm · Laura Swanson yep. Classic example is the duel in Episode 1 between Darth Maul, Qui-Gon, and Obi-wan, when Obi-wan slices Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber in half, leaving him more vulnerable, and therefore, easier to fight against.

Yesterday at 9:35pmLaura Swanson Although Maul does look pretty darn awesome flipping over his double-saber...

Yesterday at 9:36pmLaura Swanson but I'd rather have two single blades. Much easier to control.

Yesterday at 9:36pmJacob D Swanson well I was thinking theres more of a chance to slice yourself in half.

Yesterday at 9:37pm · Jacob D Swanson I'd rather just stick with one and use the force to make it fly around killing evil peoples.

Yesterday at 9:39pm · Rebecka Marie Swanson laura your such a nerd! :) I love you!!

Yesterday at 9:40pmLaura Swanson haha, yeah, but if you're skilled with the Force, there's no need to worry. And there's a whole new fighting style that you learn when using a double-blade versus single-blade. I still think I'd prefer single, but it's nice to be versatile.

Yesterday at 9:42pmJacob D Swanson but a dule bladed lightsaber is big and clunky.

Yesterday at 9:43pm · Laura Swanson yeah, but it can be made to look elegant if you know how to use it. But seriously, how cool would that be to just come at someone with one lightsaber (single-blade) in each hand and go totally Jedi on their... bums? So much cooler than a duel-blade, I agree. And there is so much more room for movement, too! Yep, single-blades are the way to go.

Yesterday at 9:48pmDenise Lutterman I agree with Becky! It's almost scary!

Yesterday at 9:56pmRebecka Marie Swanson wow her and luc really were made for each other.. lol I know!! lol

Yesterday at 9:57pmLaura Swanson Hey, I may be a nerd, but to me that's a compliment! That's what gives me my awesome powers... Hey, mum, remember when I was younger and I asked you if there was such thing as the Force, and you said "In a way, yes! God is like the Force"... I still believe you.

Yesterday at 9:59pmDenise Lutterman It's almost creepy the thought and detail she puts into this stuff! hahah! I know it's REAL in her head! ;)

Yesterday at 9:59pmJacob D Swanson what being nerdy isn't sacry its sad. although it would be scary if there was a nerd running around a school killing stupid people with sharpend pencils that he keeps in his pocket protector!

Yesterday at 9:59pm · Denise Lutterman Laura, God is a FORCE! that was true!

Yesterday at 10:01pmLaura Swanson yep! and remember when Kaleb and I were convinced we were going to build our own R2-D2, and we just wanted to order some robot parts? Too bad that didn't work out...

Yesterday at 10:03pmDenise Lutterman What fun we all had then! I miss it!

Yesterday at 10:04pmLaura Swanson and yes, I know that's true! I'm God's Jedi! ;)

Yesterday at 10:05pmJacob D Swanson you can order robot parts? how long has this been going on?! So I could have been a mad scientist all along!

Yesterday at 10:05pm · Denise Lutterman ....or padawon?

Yesterday at 10:05pmLaura Swanson This was when Kaleb and I were younger, I actually don't know if you can order robot parts or not, but we had big dreams, so we thought we could do it.

Yesterday at 10:06pmJacob D Swanson I feel that this conversation has happend before.... oh yes on That 70's Show.

Yesterday at 10:06pm · Denise Lutterman Hey...Kaleb can find anything on the internet! I'm sure building a R2D2 would be a breeze!

Yesterday at 10:07pmLaura Swanson no, I'm no little padawan learner, I'm a Jedi Knight! I fight for peace and justice in the galaxy! I mean, Earth...

Yesterday at 10:07pmDenise Lutterman Oh! that's the best!

Yesterday at 10:08pmLaura Swanson Luc and I have had serious conversations about what it would be like if the Star Wars universe actually existed, and what our roles would be in said universe...

Yesterday at 10:10pmDenise Lutterman I don't doubt that! (wow)

Yesterday at 10:12pmJacob D Swanson i'd probably end up as some jerk that weres a mask all of the time and has abreathing problem, and no not like a pedophile.

Yesterday at 10:13pm · Laura Swanson I'd start out training to become a Jedi, but I don't know if I'd have much patience for the strict code that was in place during the Old Republic, so I'd probably break from the Jedi order after a while and go rogue. That would be fun.

Yesterday at 10:13pmDenise Lutterman just beware of caves with teeth!

Yesterday at 10:14pmJacob D Swanson I don't really care just as long as I get some epic theme music.

Yesterday at 10:14pm · Laura Swanson yeah, and I think we (Luc and I) would like to have lived sometime between the time of Darth Revan, when Jedi and Sith were both numerous, and Darth Bane, before he came up with the Rule of Two. So that would be long before the time of Episode 1.

Yesterday at 10:17pmJacob D Swanson but if Han and Chewy arn't around then whats the point? Oh and Carry Fisher! You've gotta have some Carry Fisher she all kinds a crazy!

Yesterday at 10:18pm · Laura Swanson yeah, but I don't like the New Republic as much as the Old. And what are the chances of me meeting them in this universe anyway?

Yesterday at 10:20pmJacob D Swanson well it was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Yesterday at 10:21pm · Laura Swanson more like "a long time ago but somehow in the future"...

Yesterday at 10:22pmJacob D Swanson lol Family Guy?

Yesterday at 10:23pm · Laura Swanson hehe, yeah. :)

Yesterday at 10:24pmLaura Swanson I like when the Emperor discovered the formula for great dialogue... "Something something something Dark Side. Something something something Complete."

Yesterday at 10:25pmJacob D Swanson my favorite part of that eppisode is when the huge battle is going on and in drives the Griswalds from the national Lampoon vacation movies. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

 

Then we started having a seperate conversation over her little sister Anna's facebook. I can't seem to find that conversation but it was pretty much a Awsomness war between Laura and Me. It was sweet. Then Donnie posted this pic that I isntantly thought that he looked like he was about to be raped so I ofcourse commented on this.

 

 

Jacob D Swanson oh look at donnie just laying there ready to be raped at any second.

Yesterday at 10:17pm · Donnie Tompkins lol I dont even wanna know whats running through your head!

Yesterday at 10:22pm · Jacob D Swanson boredum thats about it.

Yesterday at 10:22pm · Donnie Tompkins I know I know lol So when does nicole go back?

Yesterday at 10:30pm · Jacob D Swanson umm this week... yeah like in a few days.

Yesterday at 10:31pm · Jacob D Swanson haha you can't get away I took your chair! easyest rape victum ever. you should work on that.

Yesterday at 10:32pm · Donnie Tompkins lol now that was random

Yesterday at 10:44pm · Angela Hodges-Tompkins EWW..............that is so creepy!

13 hours ago · Jacob D Swanson you know what that really is one of the creepyist thing i've ever posted online..... Donnie started it!

12 hours ago · Angela Hodges-Tompkins LOL figures

 

Funny shit! so yeah then I went on to find a group on face book called Edward Cullen is a ficional character and he will never love you! seriously who ever created that is amaizing!

and here are some of the funny ass pics I found on that page!

 

Ok so I thought all of these were funny. Well thats about it no school tonight due to a teacher inservice day. bored.

 

JD

 

 

The Monsters are buried down deep inside.

Lets Give Them Something To Talk About!

Oh my it has been a crazy ass new year so far! So many things to tell about!

Ok so I already blogged about the new years party I believe, so now everything that happend after that....
Well the Sunday right after New Years I went down to the Gay 90's with Josh, Kathryn, and Jess for Kathryn's birthday party. Well as Josh and I are driving down to the 90's I ended up hitting a gigantic ice chunck that just came out of no where! After that the car was driving kinda funny, I thought maybe I have a flat, but I didn't really think about it. So we go to the 90's, I'm dancing with Jess down in the Techno room having a good time, Josh had dissapeared somewhere, and guess who shows up, my old friend Amy. Now I hadn't talked to Amy in some time mainly because she just pissed me off to the point that I didn't want to hang with her anymore. But I've tryed to put that behind me now. But she wasn't the only suprise guest! But who else showed up you ask?! It was non other than Robbie the creepo how took my virginity. but I avoided him. So after a while Jess and I got tired of the techno room and we went up to the retro room. And thats where things got interesting.

There was this guy who you could tell was pretty hammered, whom was trying really to dance with anyone who ould give him the attention. Well I danced with him a bit the song changed and I went back to dancing with my friends. well like 2 songs later were dancing together again... up on the little stage area... and he must have been very horny. I wasn't looking for anything other than a good time and the guy wasn't really what you would call my "type". But I thought what the hell I'm actually getting action at the 90's this is a first. well the grinding that he called dacing slowly tuned into make out dancing. It was really hot, but I did feel an awful lot like a slut. well any way his friends draged him off cuz they had to go. I went back to my friends, and then not more than like 10 min later Kathryn comes to me saying that Josh had been kicked out of the club, for getting cought drinking underage.

yeah now stay with me the story gets better.

Remeber the gigantic ice chunk? Well turns out that it did give me a flat! so at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a gay club I had to change a tire. I think I'm probably one of the only people to have done that. it took a while thought because the jack was kind of frozen. Well we got the spare on and were on our way back home. But Josh apparently was very unsatisfyed with the night so out of pity I kissed him, this made him feel much better. Ofcourse it pobably helped that he was buzzed. He also took his pants off at one point on the drive home. Oh yeah did I mention that it was like -32 out when I changed the tire. yeah thats right bitches I'm a real MAN!

So on I think it was Tuesday I took the tire in to see if it could be fixed. Turns out that the tire was just fine, the rim it was on on the other hand was not... and finding a new chrome rim was going to be like 300 some dollers to get. yeah. well luckly my mom found me a new one on ebay. but it didn't come in the mail untill monday. now I had to go to school on monday as well (first day of spring semester). So what the hell was I to do about getting back down to the cities? I could only dirve on the spare for so long before it would start to fuck my car up. So with no other options I went out to Willmar with my Mom to get my Dad's work car... and let me tell you something Willmar is not fun at all! Although we did go Bowling and that was enjoyable except for the still healing sprained ankle that I acuiered frome dancing to flamboiently to Judy Garland..... I know I'm gay, SHUT UP!...

So I took Dad's car back, ofcourse I had to stop at St. Cloud for only the most amazing game of D&D that we have played yet. this game just keeps getting better and better! You see what happend was Jayson's character is a wizard well Jayson the block head tried making a deal with a devil right in front of my Palidin! So naturally I tryed to kill him. but I wasn't rolling very well so no luck. Then Dusty's character trying to calm me down offers up a bunny, that Rob's character ate. Then Bob's character stabbed me in the back nearly killing me. Well they healed me and then Rob's half orc clobberd Bob's drou. It was amazing. but any way we finaly finnished the first part of the story. It was crazy amazing fun!

Ok so now on to Monday! Oh what a day that was! First day of school! I had my Tai Chi class at 10:30am which was interesting its one that I'm looking forward to. then I have a nice 2 hour break then I go to Ethics. I already hate ethics. It probably dosn't help that I think that Philosophy is probably the most bullshit thing one can study, but I have to take the damn class for my degree. My teacher is super monotone, and I think that he thinks that hes Freud because hes got the whole pointy beard and thick rimmed cirular glasses and nice suit coat thing going. Can anybody say Duche BAG! Well at least its a short class. after that I have another 2:35 min break untill Intro to Criminal Justice. Get this my teacher's name is Scully, I thought it was funny, oh and I have a class mate with the last name McClane (gett it Die Hard). So my teacher is very liberal, and I'm pretty sure that she mixes her meds and her alcohol because that bitch is crazy. Crazy like my grandma, but my grandma dosn't hail Obama in everyother sentance.

so that was just a run down of the monday classes. now on my breaks inbetween its pretty fun, I get to hang out with a lot of my friends, you know Max, Eva, Ian, Nathan, and the rest. but on monday when I was talking with Eva about how I finally finished the Twilight seares, some one made a comment about why. He imideatly cought my attention and well in the days since our inital meeting we have already started to become pretty good friends.

This mystery guys name is Per, pronounced like pair or pare. He is super tall, if you know my family at all the best assesment i can give for his hight would be about the same size as Patrick. Hes a litte younger than me, but he is super cute and well I fall to fast for guys. On wendsday (the next time I saw him) we only bonded more, turns out he was into theater in high school too, and he plays D&D, so when I cracked a joke about worshipping Helm he was pretty much the only one laughing. (we were talking about religion). Well we had us a Skype chat last night for a good 4+ hours, I learned a lot about him, turns out he just got out of an akward relationship  like 2 weeks ago so if I really want to prasue a relationship with I'll have to wait a little bit. but the part is that I ACTUALLY have a chance with him. (this will be suprising to my camp friends).

Would it be creepy and stalker ish if I posted a Picture of him on here that I got of his profile? probably. lets do it anyway.

yeah it was weird.

Oh another Pic I want to post is that of my friend Max I was having fun playing with his very long hair on wendsday.

Ok so my other classes! Tuesday nights I have Drugs and the Community, which I think is gunna be a pretty cool class even though its like 3 hours long. and on Wendsday I have the same first 2 classes but insted of Intro to Criminal Justice its American Sign Language 1. which its really fun too. I already know how to ask your name, tell you my name, ask you where you live, tell you where I live, say wether I'm a student or teacher, and how to count to 10!

well is this blog over yet? I think so.

Hugs and Kisses
JD

Not a loser anymore like the last time and the time before. Maybe this time I'll win!

Here It Goes Again!

EH! Its the first day of the new year, of the new decade! And I feel like shit! I went out to Ross and Laura's last night to party with them and some of their friends. It was soooooo much fun but I had way to much to drink! I was mixing Vanilla Schnapps with Vanilla Coke, it was delicious, but I aslo drunk a lot of Laura's punch which had a lot of Vodka in it. At least I wasn't as nearly plastered as Ross. I sware that guy is one of the biggest hicks in the world! At one point last night he and some of the other guys chopped a can of green beans open with a hatchet and heated them up in the wood heater. Any way it was a crazy night, and like always I remember every second. I don't know why I can do that but its pretty sweet.

I remember at one point durring the night I was laying on my cot trying to fall asleep, but I could feel all of these bubbles poping in my stumach and I thought my mind was popping them and therefor preventing me from throwing up, the only explanation I could come up with at the time was that that it must have been my Vampire power, like Bella Swan's from the Twilight. But mine was that I could get drunk and not throw up by being able to pop the bubbles in my stumach. IDK I was pretty damn wasted last night.

I got to talking to this one guy at the party, his name is Patrick, now I've seen this guy about before out at shooters and such, but i've never talked to him. Well I'm glad that I did he was a really cool guy. I had to try and focus to keep myself from jumping on him, cuz he is damn good looking. But I was able to contain myself! which is good cuz hes not gay, but when ever is a guy that I like in that way actualy gay? answer: seldom.

I feel fat, I look fat, eh! I think this is what my new years resalution needs to be. Not loose wait and get a great body, but insted just get healthy and start eating right and exercising regularly. I think I can do that.... hopefuly.

In my last post I totaly forgot to talk about the Camp Courage reunion! It was so much fun it was on the 19th. The few of us that went to camp ended up going sledding and what not. but after words we went to go see The Princes and the Frog which was my second time seeing it. Well not all of us went to see it though, Joe, Nicole, and Scott went to go see Avatar. But I wanted to hang out with my friends more than go see Avatar with Joe. But after words we went to Maddagins which is always fun! except they really don't ake strong drinks all I got was a slight headake. But I got to talk to Donnie! whom I love I really do love Donnie and should probably talk to him more often than I do. But I also got to see Brian and his lady friend, and I got to see Jordan and his lady friend, and Sue and her husband were there too. anyways it was a good time!

So I said in the last post I said that Josh and myself were going to see Sherlock Homes now I had no expectations for the movie I thought it looked frankly pretty damn stupid from the previews, but it was actualy a fairly good movie! I really enjoyed Jude Law as Watson.

blah blah blah

ok so yeah i'm gunna go now cuz i still feel like shit.

bye Happy 2010!
JD


Is it me or is this over as I got sober I watched you fade you away.

And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going! a new years blog blow out!

(Note: this blog was ment to be posted on Dec. 31st, but due to problems with the phone company is posted a day late).

Well its the end of the year once again! Which means that.... well it doesn’t really mean anything dose it other than its no longer 2009 and now 2010. That’s weird. You know what else is weird, when people talk about this decade its going to be called the turn of the century. And normally we associate the term "Turn of the Century" to the early 1900's and the types of houses that they built.




Well Not to much has happened since my last post. I finished my first semester at MCTC with crappy grades, Intro to Homeland Security = A, Juvenile Justice = A, Intro to Corrections = B, Police and the Community = C. Its the C that pisses me off. I could and should have done better.

I got all of that Christmas bull over with, and quickly too. which makes me happy. I truly hate Christmas. Sure my parents still get me shit even though every year I tell them not to. This year I got Inglorious Bastards, and a beard trimmer. Well I'm also getting my car fixed, not that anything is wrong with my car just a part of the tail pipe came unwelded. I also got a new winter coat. So I mostly got things that I needed.

Christmas day was alright though, I love my family and I got smashed. And it seems to be a new tradition that Emily, Ross, Cassie and I play Presidents and Assholes. We keep coming up with crazy hats for it too. Last year the asshole wore this hat that we made out of a paper bag and a plastic bag, and the president had a plastic cup tied to their head, but that was swapped out for a mullet wig. Well this year the Asshole hat was a camo safari hat with some turkey feathers stuck into it. and the Presidents hat was a tiara. It was fun.



I don't have the pictures from this last Christmas on my computer yet, sorry.

Well I have read 17 books this year! I feel very accomplished! I just finished #17 this morning. It was the last book in the Twilight series called Breaking Dawn. I didn't think it was anything fantastic.... at all. The ending really pissed me off at how overly cliché. How about a list? I like lists lets do a year in recap! With the books!

#1. the first book that I finished in the year 2009 was Wizard and Glass by Stephen King.

#2. The second had me thinking that I would never finish the series, that book was none other than what turned out to be one of my favorite movies of 2009 Stehenie Meyer's New Moon.

#3. Number three nearly broke me I didn't know how I finished in 6 days. Its titled as the first gothic novel, so I was nonetheless expecting better. It was The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole.

#4. Number 4 was one that I had been trying to read for years, but had only gotten a few chapters into each time, well I did it! It also happens to be one of my all time favorite movies, its none other than Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.

#5. The fifth book was one that astounded and baffled me and made me love Judy Garland even more. I will always have her as my hero. The book is soon to be turned into a movie starring Anne Hathaway as Judy, to this I am not happy, I would have preferred Norah Jones better. The book is Get Happy by Gerald Clarke, who also wrote the biography of Capote.

#6. this one was a must read by my cousin, so I finally gave in to make him happy. I must say it was very eye opening, even enlightening, although I am no were near total enlightenment. I gess in a few years I'll have to read A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle again.

#7. the last book I had finished in May, and had tried very unsuccessfully to read a few other books but because of my summer job reading wasn't a high priority, so number 7 came up in august after camp was over. I instantly fell in love with this book and the struggle of the writer as she tried so hard to cook her way through Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking Vol. 1, unfortunately the movie of Julie and Julia by Julie Powell was so off of the real Julie Powell I have no desire to watch it again.

#8. Thank God for Audio Books! As many of you know I commute an hour to get to school and the audio books are the only thing that have kept me sane, the first one that I picked up was X Files: Ruins by Kevin J. Anderson. who I realized had also written a crappy Star Wars book series that I have.

#9. The next Audio book was Salem's Lot by Stephen King, and I had grown utterly attached to it, although by far not my favorite Stephen King book, but I was sucked into the story so much that I didn't want to get out of the car when I would get to school or home.

#10. Tom Clancy's Op-Center was the next Audio book, I wasn’t impressed, although good.

#11. Book 11 was one that I had been working on reading since August, and mainly only read it for class, but I'm glad I did anyway NewJack by Ted Conover was one of the most well written books I have ever read.

#12. This one was another Audio Book and one of the last ones. Its the sequel to Jurassic Park, but unlike the first book the second was nowhere near par. The Lost World by Michael Crichton was shit don't read it.

#13. After going to a party and finding out that the main character in this series gets pregnant in the last book and with the previews for the second movie made me go out and buy it, and I loved it. well not loved it so much as love it from the other books in the series. Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer was in my opinion her master peace.

#14. was the last Audio Book it was a newly released short story by Stephen King. So naturally I loved that one too! But seriously The Gingerbread Girl by Stephen King is fantastic a must read because its so unlike his other "horror".

#15. number 15 was another that I had been trying to read for years but finally got around to finish it. Its by my favorite author its no other than Goldfinger by Ian Fleming.

#16. The furthest I had ever read in this book series was book one of the first book and that was in the ninth grade! But I couldn't truly comprehend what I was reading, my reading level I guess was just to low for the Epic Fantasy The Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien. I have continued this series since I just finished number 17 this morning.

#17. of course as we all know from earlier on that the last book of the year was no other than Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. the very last book of the Twilight series.

Ok so that’s done! I don't really have to much else to say.



I'm going to see the new Sherlock Homes movie with my friend Josh today. We went to go see Avatar last week, that was an alright movie. I don't think it deserved the hype that it was getting, but it was pretty cool. After that Josh and me hung out at the house he was house sitting. (that was a weird sentence). He showed me a couple of movies that good. they were both gay movies too! The first one we watched was called Latter Days it was really good! The other one was called Shelter that one wasn't as great but we had fun going all mystery science theater on it. I have this feeling that Josh is thinking that this friendship is going to lead to a relationship. And although I could see having a relationship with him, I just don't see him in that way. Right now I'm just enjoying the friendship. Oh the struggles of being gay!



Oh and I have sad news! I know you all really don't care, but my beloved Monk Carlisle in D&D died last Sunday night. But I believe that I have created a better character in his sted. As those of us whom play D&D together know that I simply couldn't resist making a contrast to our most simple party member Thog the Halforc Barbarian who thinks that he is a Holy Paladin. No a Halforc is by far the tallest race in the game (that’s known to me). So what did I do I created a Halfling Paladin named Philliep! And he is just a total ass, I love it this is going to be so much fun! I only wished that we met more often and changed up the location from time to time, I know that our DM has to work after but we should try and work something out sometime.



Any who! I think that will be all for today!



Lots o love!

JD





Don't tell me not to live just sit and putter, Lifes Candy and the Suns a ball of butter! Don't send around a cloud to rain on my parade!