Oh my it has been a crazy ass new year so far! So many things to tell about!
Ok so I already blogged about the new years party I believe, so now everything that happend after that....
Well the Sunday right after New Years I went down to the Gay 90's with Josh, Kathryn, and Jess for Kathryn's birthday party. Well as Josh and I are driving down to the 90's I ended up hitting a gigantic ice chunck that just came out of no where! After that the car was driving kinda funny, I thought maybe I have a flat, but I didn't really think about it. So we go to the 90's, I'm dancing with Jess down in the Techno room having a good time, Josh had dissapeared somewhere, and guess who shows up, my old friend Amy. Now I hadn't talked to Amy in some time mainly because she just pissed me off to the point that I didn't want to hang with her anymore. But I've tryed to put that behind me now. But she wasn't the only suprise guest! But who else showed up you ask?! It was non other than Robbie the creepo how took my virginity. but I avoided him. So after a while Jess and I got tired of the techno room and we went up to the retro room. And thats where things got interesting.
There was this guy who you could tell was pretty hammered, whom was trying really to dance with anyone who ould give him the attention. Well I danced with him a bit the song changed and I went back to dancing with my friends. well like 2 songs later were dancing together again... up on the little stage area... and he must have been very horny. I wasn't looking for anything other than a good time and the guy wasn't really what you would call my "type". But I thought what the hell I'm actually getting action at the 90's this is a first. well the grinding that he called dacing slowly tuned into make out dancing. It was really hot, but I did feel an awful lot like a slut. well any way his friends draged him off cuz they had to go. I went back to my friends, and then not more than like 10 min later Kathryn comes to me saying that Josh had been kicked out of the club, for getting cought drinking underage.
yeah now stay with me the story gets better.
Remeber the gigantic ice chunk? Well turns out that it did give me a flat! so at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a gay club I had to change a tire. I think I'm probably one of the only people to have done that. it took a while thought because the jack was kind of frozen. Well we got the spare on and were on our way back home. But Josh apparently was very unsatisfyed with the night so out of pity I kissed him, this made him feel much better. Ofcourse it pobably helped that he was buzzed. He also took his pants off at one point on the drive home. Oh yeah did I mention that it was like -32 out when I changed the tire. yeah thats right bitches I'm a real MAN!
So on I think it was Tuesday I took the tire in to see if it could be fixed. Turns out that the tire was just fine, the rim it was on on the other hand was not... and finding a new chrome rim was going to be like 300 some dollers to get. yeah. well luckly my mom found me a new one on ebay. but it didn't come in the mail untill monday. now I had to go to school on monday as well (first day of spring semester). So what the hell was I to do about getting back down to the cities? I could only dirve on the spare for so long before it would start to fuck my car up. So with no other options I went out to Willmar with my Mom to get my Dad's work car... and let me tell you something Willmar is not fun at all! Although we did go Bowling and that was enjoyable except for the still healing sprained ankle that I acuiered frome dancing to flamboiently to Judy Garland..... I know I'm gay, SHUT UP!...
So I took Dad's car back, ofcourse I had to stop at St. Cloud for only the most amazing game of D&D that we have played yet. this game just keeps getting better and better! You see what happend was Jayson's character is a wizard well Jayson the block head tried making a deal with a devil right in front of my Palidin! So naturally I tryed to kill him. but I wasn't rolling very well so no luck. Then Dusty's character trying to calm me down offers up a bunny, that Rob's character ate. Then Bob's character stabbed me in the back nearly killing me. Well they healed me and then Rob's half orc clobberd Bob's drou. It was amazing. but any way we finaly finnished the first part of the story. It was crazy amazing fun!
JD
Not a loser anymore like the last time and the time before. Maybe this time I'll win!
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