The Bells Will Never Be Ringing For Me.

Well well well, it seems like I have a lot to say today. Although at the moment it all seems like its plugged up inside my head. So I'll start off with the basics.

I'm watching a movie. Its the Hitcher the remake from what I understand. Its not all that interesting at all. On the hole its rather boring. But its on my list of 13 movies for Halloween. This one is the second, the first one was Salem's Lot. The new one with Rob Low its fairly decent.

the list:

Salem's Lot

the Hittcher

Jurassic Park

Skeliton Key

From Hell

Signs

Interview With the Vampire

Silent Hill
the Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Craft

Black Sheep

The Brotherhood

War of the Worlds

Hopefuly I can get through them all by Halloween.

I'm tired of using false names so I'm gunna start using the real names of people. All of these will come out eventualy through time.

This last weekend was the wedding of my cousin Ross to his long time feance and baby mama Laura. Now Ross and Laura are particularaly red neck. So the whole family was expecting the wedding to have a redneck flair. Indeed it did but not to any of our expectations. It was held out in the middle of noware and out side to boot. It was actually a really lovely wedding and I am super happy for them too.

Weddings make me depressed. Its something that I really want, but its something that I can't have. Thanks a lot president Obama thank you so god damn much! Thanks for NOTHING! Thanks for making prommises to the Homosexual community and backing out on them. Thanks for being yet another president that just dosn't give a fuck about me.

And just for the record... I voted for Nader.

I've decided that I'm not going back to camp next summer.

It started out like this. I got it into my head that it would be super kick ass to visit some of the national parks like on a road trip. But there was a problem with that. I don't have any money, and seeing how finding a job isn't working out so well a road trip was out of the question. so next I thought I could just work at Yellowstone over the summer! Well today after thinking long and hard about things I've decided to change things. I still would love to be in the FBI but is it right for me? Would I really even get in? I don't know. So today I applyed to Yellowstone. To change my life. I didn't do it as a "seasonal" thing eather. I applyed for a full time position. I'm going set it so I can finish this term and hopefully start working in Febuary or so. If I don't get hired then I'll just keep doing what I am now. Its as simple as that.

Theres no more. nothing left to say.
JD.

I am what I am. I am my own special creation.

Santa is that you???

I woke up today to an unplesant sight, SNOW! Now we had some snow over the weekend too, but that was more of a slight dusting. Today on the other hand we have snow! I just hope the roads arn't horrid today for my drive down to school.

This weekend was pretty fun though! Nothing much happend on Friday was just on the forum like the whole night. Saturday was better. That night James and I went to St. Paul to the Ramsey County Fair Grounds where the Sheriff's department there was putting on a Huanted House. It was actually really fun! James and the rest of the group had me going first though the maze that was the haunted house, I kept laughing because I was seeing every actor before they jumped out. Well after that we headed back to Cambridge and picked up some drinks. We met up with Lynn (a friend of both mine and James who we both havn't seen in some time) and a few of her friends. When we got there the rest of the party was fairly well tanked up already, and after a whole six pack of rassbarry smirnoff ice so was I. The person's whos appartment we were partying in I had known in high school. Although we had never talked in high school I always knew of her condition. Her name is Kathrin and when she was younger she had cancer. I knew all of that, but what I didn't know is that she used to go to Camp Courage! I found this out whilest browsing around her appartment, she had a picture sitting out of her and some of the counselors out at the basketball court.

After I had asked her about it she had to rush off and grab the rest of her picktures ffrom camp. Well a little while later we were playing some party games, one of them was spoons, where every one has to grab a spoon when you get four of a kind. Well Kathrin decided seeing as how they where all her spoons that she needed to protect them so she stuffed a few into her bra inventing the Boobspoon. The rest of the night she wouldn't let thouse boobspoons go eather. There was also a guy there and he was super cute! although a bit to younng for my blood. but by then I was pretty well toaked and I was all over him. His hair was really soft.

Sunday I just kinda layed around which was fine by me, I watched some XFiles and that was about it. But seriously SNOW!!!!!! WTF?????

X-Files, Paranormal Societys, and Forums... OH MY!

Monday was kinda interesting, but not by much this week. Actually by very little other than that I was browsing the bullitin boards at school and saw a flyer for a Paranormal Society that was getting set up at the school. I Rushed off to the computer lab to imedeatly send them a message that I was indeed very interested in joining. My class was needless to say pretty darn boring and I kept falling asleep.

Tuseday was much better in seeing that I was excitedly awaiting news from the paranormal groop. I had also stopped at the local Library to pick up some audiobooks (drivning and hour down to the cities and an hour back home 3 days a week is really fucking boaring). I was overjoyed to find that they had a X-Files book on tape there! It was only 3 hours long so needless to say I finished it on wensday driving down to school. I wouldn't give it any high marks or anything like that, it was written buy an author that I have read before and I'm not all to impressed with his work. It was called X Files: Ruins so if you see it stay away, but if you're really that board go for it. I also picked up Stephen King's amazing second novel Salem's Lot. That one is like 15 disks long! so it should take me awhile to get through that one.

Tuseday night I was talkin' with Eve and I mentioned the Paranormal groop, seeing as how they had gotten back to me, and I also mentioned that the first meeting was on Wensday at 2, well her and Lill decied to come on with me to school!

So we met up with the founder and cofounder at the School. It turns out that thats all the more people we were going to get that day, but we talked for quiet awhile! Phantom the founder was very interesting she is one of thouse up front kinda people. but my attention was more so directed twords the little cutie pie that was the cofounder, his name was Aristocat, and boy do I want to pet that kitty!

Anyway I'm being a total Forum Whore at the moment, because we (thouse of us in the paranormal society) have our own forum to post many things in regards twords the paranormal. Its very exciting.

I've also been trying to down this book that I have to read for school, its called NEWJACK by Ted Conover, and its like really good! The writing is amazing and story is interesting but its slow too so yeah.

well that pretty much it for this week ladies! talk at cha laterz!

The Truth is Out There!

Tiz the Season for ZOMBIES!!!!

 In my family there is nothing better or more satisfactory than horror. It seemes to be some kind of genetic coding that gets passed on from generatinon to generation. We just love to be scared, but even more to scare others. My father for example is completly demented doing any thing and everything to scare us. These efforts no longer effect me however, but then again they don't say the phrase "like father like son" for nothing. Yes I admitt I have acuired my dad's delinquency for horror.

When I was little after the family would be out somewhere on the ride home my dad was the most cinical. Often he would pretend that the car had died in the middle of our the backwoods country dirt road, claiming that it was due to a UFO that was possibly going to abduct us. This had lasting tramatic effects on my sister who to this day can't even hear the word UFO or Aliens with out getting a least a goosebump. Me on the other had I was scared but even more I wanted to see it! I still want to see these little green men that my dad convinced us were going abduct us. So the UFO one was fairly common another one he would do was pull in to this little road that led off to some dear hunting land where there was a little crick (its simmilar to a stream, but kinda bigger) that we had found some dead dogs in one summer, anyway, my dad often told me of the Red Eyed Monster that was as tall as the tallest trees and had glowing red eyes and it would eat any weary traviler. Well on this particular occasion it was the Red Eyed Monster that was going to get us this time, and that freeked me out even more than the Alieins.

In their youth my dad and my aunts and uncle used to torment eachother with horror. Which all turned out to be my favorite storys about my family. The Godfather of the family's horror obsession is nonother than my Grandma, who was the only person who could ever scare a person while they tried to scare her, or else laugh and go grab the camera to capture the moment of cuitness. Well when my dad was little Grandma decided that it would be a good idea to take him to his first movie the origingal The Night of the Living Dead. Eversince Zombies have topped as my Dad's favorite monsters.

This last weekend a new zombie movie came out called ZOMBIELAND I had seen the preveiw with my cousin James and we decided that it was a movie that we had to see. Well ofcourse Dad had to go see it too. Unfortuanatly it didn't meet his expectations as a zombie flick, but it did as a comidy, because it was so fucking hillarious! NO SERIOUSLY! It was really really funny! But apparently this month or week or what ever has to be filled with zombies because I just picked up a new book on friday called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I have already read a bit in it, its pretty funny seeing as how the author took the original Jane Austen book and made it into a Zombie fest. and I honestly  belive that if you want to get a guy to read Jane Austen give him this book. Because we just don't get Jane Austen its dull and lovey, and has undertones of a strong womens movement. Its like 19th cesntury Twilight, if it dosn't have blood, guts, sex, or guns in it we kinda just zone out and toss it to the side, and trust me ladies this dose include the gays too, seeing as how I am one I can say that.... the exception I sapose would be the ones who are pretty much women already but don't have the vag yet.

Well I had D&D last night again, it was a bit more boreing last night we didn't acomplish much, just died. Yes We all died. well not Lill he was sent to "heaven", and this one guy I forget his name... lets call him hummmm..... whats a big fat guys name?????...... we'll call him Bob, Bob didn't die eather he shapeshifted into a bird and flew away while the rest of us turned into stone. So that all happend rather quickly so we took the rest of the night to come up with new characters and watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno which was super funny by the way. Plus I got to see Jason Mewes's penis that was fairly exciting. You know him more commonly as Jay from Jay and silent bob. anyway good movie.

I also got an email saying that my application for TSA (Transportation Security Agency) was finaly done being prosessed and was now able to be veiwed and considered for the job.... I submitted that app almost a month ago! seriously! Oh well I hope I get an interview any way. but I also dropped apps off around the downtown area of Minneapolis. I did them at Barns and Noble, The MN Store, Applebee's, someother highend resturant that I don't remember the name of at the moment, and and Buco di Beppo's! I really hope that eather the MN store, Buco, or TSA calls.

Well lovers nothing more to report here so long!


Jesus was a Zombie you know!

Randomly titled blog post.

I know its been 10 days since my last post, but bloging has been put on the back burner to studying and other things. So I sapose an update is in order! Nothing has really happend. sorry. I did start playing D&D with Eve and Lill in one of their friends campaigns, it was interesting not really that fun at first, but I started geting into it.

Have I ever mentioned Eve and Lill before? I don't think I have really. Ofcorse Eve and Lill arn't their real names, Eve is my bestfriend and Lill is her feaunce, who is male. The reasone I her Eve is becuse it was her original world of warcraft characters name, although she goes by it like all the time any way so Eve, and Lill is her boys character's name from WoW. Me and Eve have been friends for.... god I think its going on like 12 or 13 years now. we've bee together longer than most couples. Anyway we met durring recess on the second day of our fifth grade year. I don't even remember what year that was.

Have yous guys heard this band called Whore's Mascara? I was introduced to them via......well I'm not at librity to comment at the moment. . But anyway they are pretty good, at first its kinda like WTF??? but it gets in your head and just rattles around in there.

Last weekend it was the city wide garage sale in my town and I went scowaring around town for a bookshelf, but I didn't have any luck, I did find a neat old type fan for like 3 bucks! Its super loud and blows like a well trained hooker! But it is just really loud to run for to long.

So I have a little crushy on this guy in my Intro to Corrections class, he looks like he could be middle eastern or Indian (dot not feather). I don't know what his name is, what can I say I'm shy, but at least he is some really good eye candy. Hes probably straight too, I always end up likeing the straight ones. Its getting to be a bit frustrating. Like a few of the guys at camp I had major crushes on too but they where straight as well. Most notably from my camp crushes was the little church boy (which was so odd for me falling for this guy seeing as thouse people typicly annoy the shit out of me, you know the ones, they were home schooled and have a huge family and preach at you all night and day).  Anyway again not really inprortant just oh well.

OMG! I lauphed my ass off today listening to one of Wanda Wisdom's shows! I'll have to post a link to this show it was the best one she's done in a while. She is completly obsessed with this word "Bung CHOW!" fucking hilarious!
http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/2009/09/23/lbr913-bung-chow-hit-parade/

Well thats really all I've got to talk about with yous guys today. have a good one!

love
JD!

BUNG CHOW!

Thats Life. well kinda.

 Have you ever had thoughs days where your just wondering why you should care about this shit? Because I think I'm having one of thoughs today.

 Today was a studyish day for me. I didn't really get to much done, yet I did at the same time. Its kinda odd in a way. Well its more like I've gotten a lot done for 2 of my classes, but not the other 2. Really when you give me a regular book to read for a text book I'm not going to just breaze right through it, thats not how I work..... tipicly. I mean there was a time at the begining of the year that I breazed through like 4 or 5 books in a matter of 2 weeks. But even so that was the middle of winter and I didn't have other things to focus on, or to distract me, or to miss so so much. But there are now I gess... ok not really...... I mean I do have a lot on my plate right now but truth be told I'm not utalizing my time like I should be. Well that and my Homeland Security book sucks some major ass crack! Its saposed to be an introduction book but it is packed full of figures and numbers and dates and acts and all of this other shit! And it just repeats its self over and over and over again. Its a readers nightmare, it might be a scanner's too but I'm not one so I can't say that for sure.

 I was able to get through the shit about the god damnd PATRIOT act, althought it did have some actual readable content from newspaper articals in it. One was by this crazy liberal, and we all know a liberal will freek on anything that a republican puts into action say that it is in direct violation of human rights and our rights as americans..... Its sounds so much like what the conservatives do when a liberal does something dosn't it? Maybe a little like this whole health care thing thats happening at the moment. I'm so glad that I'm an indipendant sometimes.

 I miss camp, a lot......
Not so much the work, and yet yes the work. Maybe I just miss my friends. No its not just my friends its camp like the place, the work, the lack of sleep, the food, the socal interaction, the (dare I say) cleaning, the responsability, the feeling that you really where just fucking amazing!, and ofcorse the friendships. I miss it all. My heart aches at the thought of it. I remember how at night I would go down to the beach and just sit and listen to the waves rolling into shore, and feel the crisp air blowing off of the cool dark waters, and the sight of a bright glowing moon hovering over the water casting its glare on the lake. I miss the excursions to St. Cloud and eating at the Olive Garden, and going over to Buffalo and catching a flick in their quante movie theater, and going to Maddigin's for some Kereoke. I miss it all. I want to be back. Home is where the Heart is, I left my heart on the shore of Ceader Lake.

 I think a combination of Pok'emon and the X-Files is taking over my life. My preams have consisted of trying to catch extratarestrial beings and ghosts and Agent Mulder's arse and groinal regons..... ok that one is actually more recent than the others. But some times I'll wake up in a panic thinking that I didn't save my game on the Pok'emon and will have to redo 20 min of levaling which ever pok'emon it is at the time. What the hell is wrong with me? seriously? What the Hell? I just had a thought could it possibly be a simple distractor? taking my thoughts away from things that have been stressing me out like moving out and school, and getting a god damnd job? maybe but then again, I have no Idea.

 I am fucking head over heals for David Fucking Duchovny! I want every god damnd part of him! I'm getting stimulated just writing about it! DAMN JD CLAM THE FUCK DOWN!!! Ok I'm good, don't worry nothing inapropriate happend.

 Is there a point to this blog today??? No I don't think that there is.

 James and myself went out yesterday and got our outfits for Halloween! I was amazed to find a trenchcoat for 3 dollers! Thank what ever you belevein for thrift stores! All I need is the shoes, the hair, and the make up and yours truly will be Secial Agent Dana Scully! I'll post pics don't worry you will see this!

 I have nothig more to say!
bye lovies
JD

I'm just gunna' roll myself into a big ball and die!    My......my.




PS. DAVID PICS!!!!!!!!

Okay just one more for the road.  : )

I want to be the very best like no one ever was!

 Have you ever felt like your choaking for breath because the enviroment that you live in is sucking the air out of the room? Well if you have then you'll understand how I'm feeling at the moment. After living away at camp for like 2 months and although it was only two months I can no longer stand living with my parents. I have said this for some time now but before I realize that it was only because I felt as though life was moving forward and I wasn't. But now I  have grown (in my opinon anyway) and now require my own living space. Not the fair sized bedroom in the dungeon like basement. Even my parents characteristics are plunging that metiphorical knife deeper into my scull. My Dad I am begining to become more tolerent with, but my Mom and drive a gold fish away.
 School is going as well as it can for going on to the theird week. I didn't have my Home Land Security class tonight though, on the account that it is Labor Day. Although I'm kinda bummed because I don't have it next week eather. The actual text books I have to read are turning out to be horrendus! Except the Juvenile Delinquency one mainly because I find it facinating, the others though could kill. My Community Policing is the worst, imagin a book with no pictures explaining that community policing is that the community is the police and the police are the community, riviting... My Introduction to Home Land Security book is a bit better than that it has pictures and was written and published by the republican party, Oh and did I mention that they practicly make it sound as though George W. Bush is god?, again riviting...
 Life in genreal has been just alright, I got totaly blasted on thursday night. I'm tellin' yeah don't have a Vodka Martinii when you're soaber, they're dangerous. Other wise I had like 4 ammereto and cokes, and I would have been fine to drive back home if it had just been that because I had stopped drinking at 10pm. But that damn martinii just kicked my ass.
 I'm starting to think hard about Halloween at this point in time. It has always been one of my favorite hollidays mainly cuz you get to dress up. I'm thinking of maybe doing Richard Simmons, but that costume would be freekin' cold. I gave James an idea though as going as Mulder and Scully, which I think would be amazing! Expesally seeing as how I would be Scully! but then again I don't know any suggestions for cosutmes guys? There was another one I was just thinking of but I totaly forgot what it was. Oh well.
 I need to find a roommate. The coast of driving down to Minneapolis and back is getting to be to much! I also need to find a job down there too, there are plenty of returants I could apply at. I did get an application from Hard Rock but my pen expolded so now I have to get another one. I also applyed at the Tansportation Security Agency today, so we'll see what happens with that.
 I remeber what the other costume I was thinking of was. I was thinking of going as James from Team Rocket from the Pokemon TV show. That would be kinda cool. I started playing my old Pokemon Red game again this summer and now its gotten to the point where I want to trade pokemon, so I went out to the local pawn shop that I just realized that we had and found the original Pokemon Blue! and a link cable! but the cable turned out to not work proporly so I returned it. But now I don't have the pokemon from pokemon blue and it was a sad day. I have cought Mew though in red. But I want Bulbisur and squirtle!
 Well thats all I gess.

Untill next time.
JD

So surrender now or prepare to fight!